ideas for this next season of my unemployment…

- follow andrew bird on tour around europe (impractical).
- keep re-watching the austin city limits with andrew bird once a day for a month, pretending that i’m following him on tour around europe.
- read a book a day for 30 days.
- buy a HUGE t-shirt that says “biggest loser” on it and hang out at the gym trying to convince people i was on the show a few years ago and am available for motivational speaking engagements. 
- get a job.
- follow sara around whispering motivational advice to her while she counsels her patient (she only has one right now, where you at patients?!).
- design a clothing line for tall gentlemen under the moniker: “hey! i’m up here.”
- keep telling myself that a blog IS a job and this is how book publishers find promising new authors. 
- create a better product than windows 7 while on the toilet. 
- three words: golden girls marathon.

if you can come up with better ideas, please share them.  i’m all ears.  also if you want to fly me your town i am also up for that pending it’s a direct flight.  let me know.